do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool
i’m not cool, just my blog is
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.