“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it
headcanon that harry’s bed was james’s bed too and that, if he looked, there would be a notch on the bedpost for every time james asked lily out and she said no
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
whats my gender? well no one knows for sure, but they say sometimes in the dead of darkest nights, you can hear it howling from the house on the hill
shouldn’t be a value in this society. i have spent too much time supressing my own happiness and lowering my voice so as to not make others feel bad about themselves that now i don’t feel good about myself