best-of-funny:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

X

sodamnrelatable:

like where does this shit be coming from?

am I a fucking fairy?

(Source: julianplowden, via iheartpigs)

livstarks:

we-must-unite:

cerezsis:

proudtobeahufflepuff:

the third time I’ve broken my hip this week

YOLO

“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”

“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”

“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”

“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”

(Source: kisscolfer, via sheknowswhatitsliketobebroken)

sodamnrelatable:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

(Source: caplan, via sheknowswhatitsliketobebroken)

pizza:

if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’

(via stfulily)

msjewbooty:

what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun

(via stfulily)

whatsanialler:

how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons

(via stfulily)

akwhard:

does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?

(via stfulily)

burntbypizza:

fabulous more like im fab, u less

(via stfulily)

i-isabella-rose:

★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★

i would rather fall in an active volcano than go to school tomorrow

★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★

(Source: iisabellarose, via stfulily)