If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?
the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
oh my god
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember in 2007 i got caught standing in my grandparents fireplace throwing dirt at my feet saying ‘diagon alley’
what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun
how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
fabulous more like im fab, u less