shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

(via omfgianna)

dogs420:

i’d hate to be an actor in a movie where a dog dies because you know everyone would rather have you die than the dog

(via pool-of-destruction)

luminescent-love:

youaresogayskarth:

finnickodaired:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS

let’s reflect on this

fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors are technically green!

holy shit

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via keep-it-all-classy)

best-of-funny:

actionfighter:

no phone don’t autocorrect my i’s to capitals i need to look cool & casual for the internet

X

(Source: weirdalfan)

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

(via pool-of-destruction)

mtvnotbullets:

“Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.

(via pool-of-destruction)

crrocs:

i have seen the depths of hell

(via pool-of-destruction)

best-of-funny:

88th:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

X

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

(Source: inhalers, via keep-it-all-classy)